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Sammiches Demotivational Poster


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

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blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:09 pm
Flexaril is Awesome! I like the "waves" as they crash against you...very soothing.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 12:01 pm
Flexaril is a muscle relaxer for my back. Slivovitz is a Croation plum brandy with a nice, long lasting burn. Combine the two and posters like this ensue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:31 am
I don't know what those are, But I do the same thing with alcohol all the time. Don't feel bad.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
It's astounding what will seem funny when you combine Flexaril with Slivovitz after midnight. This seemed so much funnier last night...


HEY BILL - Wanna swap your PB&J for my cucumber and cheese


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 1, 2013, 7:11 pm
Dude! That's my dad's recipe!
spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:30 pm
Today they just go on unemployment.
Greeny - June 23, 2011, 6:16 am
What, don't like fruitloops? It is the most versatile of all cereals! Absolutely wonderful & colorful as a meatloaf filler too!
house - June 22, 2011, 11:34 pm
Greeny - your just sick
Greeny - June 22, 2011, 11:17 pm
cucumbers are ok, but nothin beats a bowl of fruitloops & mayonaise
Krissie - June 22, 2011, 11:02 pm
cucumber n cheese...oooo, YUM!cream cheese &cuke slices...dammit im hungry now ;)
David43515 - June 22, 2011, 9:34 pm
Cucumber is good with lot`s of sandwich fillings. Try slices of it instead of lettuce.
house - June 21, 2011, 9:09 pm
next time you good lady makes you a sammich, try it. crucnhy cucumber with soft cheese......good with mayo too
the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 9:05 pm
I never tried cucumber & cheese, is it good?


IMPRESSIVE KNIFE -


TAGS: great for making sammiches girl
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by forseti

kangboy123 - January 12, 2012, 4:53 pm
then make me some Klingon sammiches
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 11:50 am
Guess I'm the only one compelled to mention that its a Klingon blade? Anyone else? No? .....
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:37 am
LOL! 5 to you, bart... Next time I'll send my pics to you for better captions! ;)
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
"Nice knife. Want to do some forking?" And that's how you get stabbed in a lesbian bar. 5/5
Nand - May 31, 2010, 8:31 pm
Better hope that they have sandviches in Sto-vo-kor.
Derek - May 31, 2010, 7:27 pm
Should make for an interesting sandwich


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMERGENCY - With his sammich maker out of town we had to do an emergency airdrop to keep him from eating the neighbor's kids


TAGS: moooooooooooos cranky due to no sammiches
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by SiliconMage

ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 2:26 am
You forgot the Jameson's.


HAIKU INTERLUDE #19 -


TAGS: soylent sammiches
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:15 am
Holy cow I'm an idiot. This is not the cricket one. Stoopid squirrel. Always distracting me.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:11 am
Speaking of crickets ....
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:25 pm
with soylent green cubes....mmmmm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 12:22 pm
Sapporo? don't they make that soup I like so much?
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:12 pm
I'll have the soylent green with wasabi on the side please, and a tall Sapporo without a glass
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 5:00 am
I don't get it, so it must be good! 5/5


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